After months of anticipation, it’s finally time to share all the juicy details. Get ready for an unforgettable Palm Springs birthday getaway filled with sunshine, celebration, relaxation, and plenty of special memories. From poolside moments to festive nights out, here’s everything we have planned for our desert escape. 🌴✨
Thursday, September 10 | Arrival Day | The Arrive Hotel
You’ve made it to the desert, babes 🌵✨ Time to shake off the travel dust, slip into something fabulous, and ease into the weekend. Arrivals are happening all day, but the real magic begins later in the afternoon…
Join me poolside for a flirty little meet & greet on the hotel patio - we’ve secured our own fabulous corner of paradise, so expect cocktails, sunshine, and just the right amount of mischief.
Category is: Poolside resort chic realness (think linen, caftans, oversized sunglasses, and main character energy).
Friday, September 11 | Joshua Tree, But Make It Glam
Rise, shine, and hydrate, dolls - we’ve got a desert adventure calling. Our party bus departs at 10:30 AM sharp, whisking us off to Joshua Tree National Park with drinks flowing and vibes high.
Before we go full Priscilla in the wild, we’ll stop in Yucca Valley for lunch at the Frontier Café and a little retail therapy—because what’s a desert journey without a fabulous accessory?
Then it’s into the park through the West Gate. Expect otherworldly landscapes, dramatic rock formations, and plenty of opportunities to serve looks against mother nature herself. Highlights include the Hall of Horrors (appropriately dramatic), Skull Rock (camp), and the Cactus Garden (watch where you sit, babe). We’ll make plenty of stops so you can get the shot. (can we add pics?)
We roll out of the park around 3:00 PM, returning to the hotel roughly an hour later to rest, refresh, and prepare for the mischief.
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Because that night:
It’s the ChaLaPaLooza Lip Sync Battle 💋🎤| Fan Club Arrive Hotel | 7:30PM
Drinks, bites and a contagious groove!
No judgment… except there absolutely is. Bring your wigs, your moves, your delusion—it’s time to perform. Full song lists, rules, and judging criteria - Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent (IYKYK)- live in the FAQ section, and keep your eyes peeled for a very important briefing from yours truly.
Please complete the brief form in the FAQ section with your stage name, the top 3 songs you would like to compete in, etc. and we will have a roster with guest judges and a pit crew!
For those wondering - a stage name is the performance name a drag queen or performer uses instead of their real name. It’s like an alter ego or brand identity for performing.
And for those not ready to go toes in the air. Post battle we will paint the town pink. Club passes will be provided. The night is young, and so are we (emotionally).
Saturday, September 12 | Recovery Realness + Birthday Extravaganza
This is your day to heal, hydrate, and hallucinate responsibly. Sleep in, lounge poolside, order something greasy, or simply stare into the water and reflect on your life choices. No judgment here.
But come evening, we rise again for my official Birthday Dinner | Oscar’s 8PM
So excited for an evening of sparkle, sass, and just the right amount of sentimental chaos. Expect laughter, toasts, possibly tears (the good kind), and a celebration worthy of all our collective moments.
Sunday, September 13 — Farewell, But Make It Fabulous
As the desert dust settles and we prepare to part ways, there is one final (optional) moment of glory: A Farewell Brunch💄🥂
Details coming soon, so stay tuned.
Until then… plan your outfits, practice your song(s), and get ready to carry this 50th birthday celebration madness with you forever 💖
